Bull Elephant
The only reason I dared to come so close to this elephant on a recent trip to Africa was because I felt safe in my Arborwear pants. While taking this picture, our Masai guide called to me, 'Wewe ukielewa Kiswahili na Kiingereza, twaomba utumie zana tembo!' Which I thought meant, 'Sir, please stand closer to this nice elephant while I take your picture.' But later, through a more accurate translation I learned that it meant: 'Stupid man, get away from that irate bull elephant.' I continue to enjoy the pants!